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[caughtthebullet]

Truly? Weather appropriate or not, Christian Dior is never free. I'll keep these aside until I'm made aware of my mysterious benefactor. Look but don't touch.

Comments

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Boots like those are only appropriate if you intend to spend the day leaping tall buildings in a single bound.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Are you comparing them to the footwear of a masked vigilante?

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Hardly. Superman doesn't wear a mask.

I am, however, comparing them to that of a costumed vigilante, which is arguably close enough to warrant awarding you at least partial credit.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Well I would hope I know what I'm talking about when it comes to costumed vigilantes.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

How curious. Why?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Really, really don't touch. Those shoes are dangerous.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

I have no plans to do such a thing.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

I am glad you're anti red shoe diaries.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

I'm not anti-red shoes, I'd simply prefer to know the identity of my gift giver first.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

[Xander is horrified the reference went out the window. That's some of his best material!] You'd probably prefer to stop yourself from walking or dancing as well. Just keep 'em off.

[fatespoken]

Your mysterious benefactor must have confused you with an Adrianne.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

They're perfectly suitable for menswear.

[fatespoken]

Depends on what you mean by menswear.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Tell me what you mean.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Why is everybody so hung up on shoes?

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Have you found no redeeming value in them? Are you barefoot as we speak, doctor?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I wear shoes. I expect them to be a barrier between my feet and the ground. I'd just like to know what other people expect them to do to warrant all the fuss.

[adamantined]

You could always put them on display.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

That would be teasing.

[adamantined]

Telling people to look and not touch is already teasing.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

It was a warning.

[2ndnightshift.livejournal.com]

Christian Dior? Not a fake or something?

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Have I ever struck you as a man who would accept counterfeit gifts, Dan?

[2ndnightshift.livejournal.com]

Do you really accept anything?

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Of course I do.